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Jessi's Secret Language Part 2

drmaggiemoreau wrote in bsc_snark Jan 27, 2015 13:56

Jessi’s Secret Language Part 2
So, after my first snark, I was so excited to read all the comments, and I’m jumping back in for part 2!

( You like me, you really really like me! )

#16 jessi's secret language, dancing, i hate dawn, haley braddock, saintly bsc, i hate jessi, facepalm

Jessi's Secret Language

drmaggiemoreau wrote in bsc_snark Jan 25, 2015 19:39

Jessi’s Secret Language
Ghostwritten by Patsy Jensen
Hi, BSC Snarkers! I’m a long time lurker, first time snarker. That’s pretty much all I have to say before the cut (If I done fucked up on formatting, please let me know).

( It's Jessi, Bitch! )

character we'll never see again, #16 jessi's secret language, rampant lesbianism, things ann knows nothing about, i hate ann, i hate jessi, jessi wangst

SS#9: Starring the BSC! or Dear God, Bitches Get a Hold of Yourselves! Part 5 THE END!

bleeding_thorn2 wrote in bsc_snark Dec 08, 2014 18:21

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charlie & janine rendezvous, dawn's bitch face, delusion abound!, did ann read this?, bart taylor, babysitters club, kristy, snarker: bleeding_thorn2, more like skeevybrook, charlie the chauffeur, bart, i hate dawn, kristy is replaced by an alien, ss#9: starring the baby-sitter's club, i hate jessi

Baby-Sitters' Fright Night, Part 1

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Apr 09, 2013 22:28

Fright Night

I love the perfunctory titles of the Super Mysteries. They’re so completely phoned in. Also, this one came out just a touch after my “live” collecting years, and I honestly might have been tempted, just by the Salem connection. When I was about ten, I was massively interested in Salem and the witch trials-I read tons of books about ( Read more... )

bullying is never okay, where does ann get these names?, stoneybrook bus trip to the gutter, character we'll never see again, ann hates, movies ann has never seen, arson murder and shyness, alan gray, hypocrisy, cokie mason, make the baby kristy scream, sms field trip fetish, wtf?, things ann knows nothing about, stoneybrook lacks empathy, pike family madness, horrible covers, kristy vs. cary, mallory: completely delusional?, nola thackerness, everyone is crazy, shut up jessi, rampant lesbianism, super mystery #3: baby-sitters fright ni, super mystery, i hate jessi, unwarranted self-importance

#61: Jessi and the Awful Secret Part Three

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Mar 29, 2013 01:19

I've been drinking. This would be an excellent time to finish the snark.

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amm is green behind the ears, bullying is never okay, non-bsc friends exist?, bad parenting, ann hates fat people, character we'll never see again, crying, great idea, jessi, club drama, brat, dancing, kristy needs cream for her burn, stoneybrook lacks empathy, another great idea, i hate the bsc, therapy fuck yeah, bsc fights, kristy is a psycho, #61 jessi and the awful secret, i hate jessi, bitchiness

Baby-Sitters' European Vacation, Part the Third

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Mar 24, 2013 02:08

We'll always have Paris, my friends, but can Paris survive the BSC?

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amm is green behind the ears, ss#15: baby-sitters european vacation, mallory is annoying, cult of janine, logan bruno, cokie, janine is pissed, sms field trip fetish, out of character moment, lerangis, kissing, shut up jessi, plot-advancing epiphany, super special, unwarranted self-importance, i hate jessi

#75 Jessi's Horrible Prank, Chapters 11-15

soundfurious wrote in bsc_snark Jan 09, 2013 19:22

Okay, finally, the conclusion of Jessi's Horrible Prank. Next time I'll make sure I have the whole book snarked before posting at all.

My real-life adult version of Jessi swooped in, demonstrated a flawless Downward Head Up Ass position, and swept away. It was the best possible inspiration for finishing this up.

( Chapters 11-15 )

what would claudia wear?, jessi wangst, #75 jessi's horrible prank, shut up jessi, octomom pike, jessi, i hate jessi, facepalm

BSC-opoly

soundfurious wrote in bsc_snark Oct 17, 2012 23:35

Last time I posted a snark (and remind me to finish that book up), there was some discussion on BSC-opoly. Well, not so much a discussion as me thinking aloud "Hey BSC-opoly" and two or three people saying "Ikr?"

Anyway, I couldn't get it out of my head, so I made one. Now that it's done, I thought I'd share some pics.

( I present to you BSC-opoly: Stoneybrook Edition )

soy sauce is a condiment, i love lucy, bsc-opoly, non-snark post, i hate jessi

#75 Jessi's Horrible Prank, Part 1

soundfurious wrote in bsc_snark Jun 21, 2012 16:27

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shut up jessi, #75 jessi's horrible prank, i hate jessi, unwarranted self-importance, jessi